Kasi po karamihan ng jokes na nagustuhan ko were in Tagalog. Tinatanong pa ba yan? Di hamak namang mas magulo ang Tagalog jowks kesa Engwish davah? xD
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Dexter
Sa English: "Eat all you can.. don't be shy.. feel at home..."
Sa Tagalog: "Kain lang kayo nang kain.. walang hiya kayo.. pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo 'to..."
@_@
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Dexter
Pag natalisod ka
pag nadapa ka
pag nahulog ka
pag natumba ka
at nakita mo sila pinagtatawanan ka..
Nasa likod mo lang ako..
halos mamatay rin sa kakatawa! Haha jk XD
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Dexter
Teacher: Juan read your 500-word essay.
Juan: OK ma'am! My Muning, bow! I have a muning! My muning's lost. So I went outside the house to look for my muning!
...Muning! (482x)
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Dexter
Ku ka ki
ka ka ku
kata ke
ko ku kika
ki kuka
ko kika.
Kuko kiku
kuki ka
Congrats! you have successfully learned the MONKEY language! Come and claim your BANANA! XD
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Rhoda
Ang hangin kahit san pwede pumunta,
pwede madama,
at pwede mo makasama..
Samantalang ako, andito mag-isa habang iniisip ka..
Sana hangin na lang ako
para sa mga oras na to..
Magulo buhok mo..ü
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Rheine
Teacher: what's your name?
Pupil: Earlyseven Strikeland po!
Teacher: *galit* Niloloko mo ba ako??
Pupil: Hindi po! Yan ang name ko sa Inglis! Sa Pilipino po: AGAPITO HAMPASLUPA! ü
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OLA
Bakit ganun ang pag-ibig?
Kailangan
masaktan
magparaya
magpasensya
magpaloko
nakakabulag
minsan naisip ko
ayaw ko na sa pag-ibig!
PHILHEALTH na lang! XD
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BOA
heaven, earth, hell..
he-.. he-..
hell..
knife buried on heart..
blood dropping..
dead, alive..
away you go..
away from where you are..
-hindi yan lyrics ng isang emo song..
in-Ingles ko lang yung Langit-Lupa, yung dati mong nilalaro? ü
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At eto naman in English, hahaha~
Joke lang daw yan? Aguy! xDD
Joke lang daw yan? Aguy! xDD
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Dexter
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all. ^^
O diba bongga? Hahaha nabawasan nanaman quotes sa inbox ko, w00t~! xD
